MITCH AND THE BOYS
John Butch Preston
My name is Ned.
I was eating supper and watching the news
and it seemed like people were singing the blues.
There was Trumpty Dumpty sitting on a wall
then all of a sudden he had a great fall.
But the senate majority of obsequious men
couldn’t put Trumpty together again.
There he lay all in pieces
and it was plain as day he was full of feces.
They could see right away what an awful mess
so they ran like hell to avoid the press.
They looked to their leader for help and advice
but Mitch McConnell said roll the dice.
Every man for himself he said to all
but whatever you do stay out of the hall.
The press will get you as sure as shootin’
cause we’re backing the man who’s backing Putin.
We’re partly responsible for the blood and the cages
for over three years we’ve enabled his rages.
With the impeachment trial coming up soon
will we still sing his praises or a different tune?
But it’s 2020 that’s got us worried
will we come out winning or getting buried.
So what if the world is all in tatters
getting re-elected is all that matters.
But no worry for Mitch cause he can’t lose,
for down in Kentucky there’s plenty of fools.
Amen brother.
John,
I usually comment on your articles because I feel a sense of responsibility to obliterate your ravings. However, I’ve come to realize this sorry excuse for a news organization will post literally anything to attract followers. I’m not sure if it’s you or them to blame. I’d love to write for the paper but it wouldn’t be allowed.
You’re ravings are literally deranged. Have you sought any help for your mental health? I really suggest you do.
You once again just regurgitated what CNN told you. I had heard around town you were supposed to be some educator in years past. I feel sorry for your students and whatever school hired you thinking you actually had a real education and resume. You clearly do not.
The cages you speak of in your sorry excuse for writing were created by Obama, trump was literally following policy created by your hero. What bloodbath do you speak of John? The one economically where the USA is crushing all of our foreign competition? If so Americans should be proud of that.
I’m interested in your take on the Durham probe now being criminal? I’m sure you’ll write that off as some delusion of the right. It would be impossible for me to talk sense into you because you surely are mentally ill. You cannot talk sense into someone who is crazy and of course you don’t know your crazy so it’s a lost cause.
I wish there was a standard set by this “news agency” for who could write, but then again they would not have as many followers flocking to see your craziness either. Shame on you.
Actually I don’t think Ned is John. I think Ned is perhaps a grandson of John Butch Preston. It would be enlightening if the Editor of The Levisa Lazer would clarify who Ned really is. If it is John and not a grandson or other young relative, then I would agree that John has entered his twilight years. The tone of the writing suggests a youth without the experience and wisdom of age. Even an old person can come to the senior years with some wisdom.
Youth has to live a while before they can write with depth and insight that the advantage of age gives.
Of course, there are those who have rejected all wisdom and fallen into a state known as reprobate, denying all that is wise and righteous; which entails giving fairness to both sides of the aisle. The writing clearly has a juvenile tone.
didn’t vote for the immediate former president but I give him credit for two things and I quote: “The money has to come from somewhere.” and his quote of his mother’s rebuke on his complaining. “This is no picnic for me either, Buster.”
Well, Editor, who is Ned? Is it really John Butch Preston? Or is Ned a younger relative of John Butch Preston?
This guy is wacko. He has been slippin away for years.
Don’t do drugs, mmmkay.